Sarah: Mama, what are you mumbling about?
Me: I'm just talking to the computer.
Sarah: Oh, so computers understand English now?
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Me: Want some nuts?
Sarah: Can it be the kind you like? Brazil nuts?
Me: No; I already picked them all out and ate them myself.
Sarah: You're just joking.
Me: Actually I'm not. How about some cashews?
Jake: What are cashews?
Sarah: Cashews are nothing. They're just peanuts in the shape of a moon.
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A 'nut moment' lol
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