Sunday, November 18, 2007

crack in the mirror

Sometimes this happens: You're driving along the highway. Up ahead, you catch sight of a car like yours -- same color, same make and model and subtype. You close in on it. The woman behind the wheel has your haircolor, and in fact, your hairstyle too. She seems to be smiling but you can't make out her face. The thought strikes you: What if I pull up beside her and take a good look -- and see my own face grinning back at me?

Here's what to do: Press the accelerator, pull alongside and pass her quickly while keeping your eyes fixed on the road. Do not check your rearview mirror. Get home as fast as you can, and lock the doors.

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