The Men in Black dismissed my threat to the President. I'm insulted.
However, the local department of social services is more diligent: they are investigating me for child neglect! It's the most interesting thing that's happened to me in a while. (Is it possible the president's men put them up to it?)
I'm looking forward to an in-depth insider's look at what many families face daily. It strikes me as hilarious... though I won't be laughing if I end up in parenting classes with Britney Spears. Details later. Must go save lives, like all the doctors on TV.
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